Bless The One In Charge, O my computer,
and all that is within it,
bless the holy name of The One In Charge!
 Bless The One In Charge, O my hard disk,
and forget not all the benefits you receive,
 who forgives all your fragmentation,
who heals all your viruses,
 who redeems your fatal errors from the pit,
who crowns you with a speedy CPU,
 who satisfies you with good partitions
so that your RAM is refreshed like the eagle’s.
 The One in Charge works righteousness
and justice for all who are oppressed with old software.
 The ways of cloud computing were made know to Microsoft,
and the acts of The One In Charge to the people at Intel.
 The One In Charge is merciful and gracious,
slow to anger and abounding in steadfast love.
 The One In Charge will not always chide,
nor withhold anger forever.
 The One In Charge does not deal with us according to our sins,
nor repay us according to our iniquities.
 For as high as the heavens are above the earth,
so great is the steadfast love of The One In Charge toward those who fear The One In Charge;
 as far as the east is from the west,
so far does The One In Charge remove our transgressions from us.
 As a software engineer shows compassion to a program,
so compassion is shown to those who fear The One In Charge.
 For The One In Charge knows our frame;
and remembers that we are dust on a silicon wafer.
 As for tweets, their days are like grass;
they flourish like a flower of the field;
 for the trending wind passes over it, and it is gone,
and its hashtag knows it no more.
 But the steadfast love of The One In Charge is from everlasting to everlasting,
and the righteousness of The One In Charge extends to generation after generation of processors,
 to those who keep their user agreements
and remember their UNIX commands.
 The One In Charge has established a throne in the heavens,
and a kingdom that rules over all.
 Bless the LORD, O you angels,
you mighty ones who do the word
and obey the voice of The One In Charge!
 Bless the LORD, all the hosts of The One In Charge,
and the technicians, who do the will of The One In Charge!
 Bless the LORD, all you servers,
in all IP addresses of every domain name.
Bless the LORD, O my soul!