You might as well know upfront that Sistertech really is an angel. It is rather complicated, but my name is my species: Spiritual Intelligence Systems Technology Evaluation Representative for Theology, Evangelization, Compassion, and Humor. Has a nice ring to it, wouldn’t you say? One hates to gossip, but the names of some of the other angels are downright frightful.

In the course of cosmic events Sistertech was sent from heaven to give comfort and technical assistance to mortals struggling with computers (and computer users) who have sinned against The One In Charge.  In fact, you never know when Sistertech might drop in, which is why you should make it a point to obey her ten commandments. Since “The Ten” sent by The One In Charge was so popular, Sistertech decided to follow the pattern. Why break what isn’t broken? She promises her ten are a lot easier to keep than those of The One In Charge.

She used to do office calls au naturele, as they say. But her wings were causing a problem in the cramped cubicle spaces many people inhabit these days. Thus, Sistertech was forced to take up the habit or what you humans call “street clothes”. It has been a win-win situation. Her wings stay neatly folded and fewer office plants and knickknacks fall to the floor. And when she walks into an office, people sit quietly in their Aeron chairs in immaculate posture, typing away as they showcase their best ergonometric skills. It must be my halo that gives me away.

Because of her outstanding work, Sistertech was assigned to an elite squad called the Spirituality While Alive Taskforce. By request of The One In Charge, Sistertech embarked upon an ambitious project of compiling a new prayerbook especially for you: The Book of Uncommon Prayer. Follow that link to read excerpts. The collection of incredibly erudite and poignant prayers, has passed beta, and has been tweaked and de-gnarled for the discriminating techie in your life in need of spiritual direction. The book has already reached the place called Amazon.com. Truly amazing, if I say so myself.

Sistertech absolutely loves hearing from humans. If you have a need, the prayer for which is not already included in The Book of Uncommon Prayer, or you require a bespoke prayer, or if you simply wish advice from Sistertech, contact my intern, Tom, at: tomtheintern@sistertech.com.

May the blessing of The One In Charge be with you and remain with you always,
Sistertech