Prayer Sampler
The Book of Uncommon Prayer is divided into nine parts, six of which are devoted to prayers and various rites.
1.0 Daily Prayers
1.1 Prayers for Morning
1.2 Prayers for Noonday
1.3 Prayers for Evening
1.4 Prayers for Sleep
1.5 Prayers Before & After Meals
1.6 Prayers Before & After Any Task
2.0 Traditional Prayers
2.1 The Lord’s Prayer
2.2 Hail Holy Hard Drive
2.3 Te Deum
3.0 Saints Prayers
3.1 St. Anthony of Padua
3.2 St. Catherine of Alexandria
3.3 Technology Prayer of St. Francis
3.4 St. Gabriel the Archangel
3.5.1 St. Isidore of Seville
3.5.2 St. Isidore of Seville
3.6 St. John of God
3.7 St. Jude
3.8 St. Michael the Archangel
4.0 The Collects
4.1 For a Product Release
4.2 For Presentation of a New Product at a Convention
4.3 For Conversion of Files
4.4 For Protection from Worms, Viruses and Other Plagues
4.5 For Technical Writers
4.6.1 For Those Who Offer Technical Support
4.6.2 For Those Who Offer Technical Support
4.6.3 For Those Who Offer Technical Support
4.7 For the Reign of Creative Commons
4.8 For Safety While Surfing the Web
4.9 For Internet Connections
4.10 For the Protection of Servers
4.11 For the Protection and Assistance of Cell Phone Users
4.12 For the Use of Podcasts
4.13 For the Silencing of Mobile Devices
4.14 For Those with Poor Cell Phone Coverage
4.15 For Those in Danger or Captivity
4.16 For Those Lost on Websites
4.17 For the Increased Use of FAQs
4.18 For Those Crafting Cascading Style Sheets
4.19 For Peace
4.20 For Those Who Tweet
4.21 For Minds Consumed by Reading Gossip or Scandal
4.22 For Those Who Sit Long Hours at Their Tech Devices
4.23 For Network and Systems Administrators
4.24 For the Cleansing of Browsers
4.25 For the Day of a Product Release
4.26 For Those Making Requisitions
4.27 For a Technician Missionary
5.0 Various Rites
5.1 Marriage of Wireless Router and Cable Modem
5.2 Examination of Computer and Network Technicians
5.3 Reconciliation of a Penitent
5.4 Ministration to the Sick and Dying
5.4.1 For a Sick Computer
5.4.2 Before an Operation
5.4.3 For Recovery of a Hard Drive
5.4.4 For Recovery of a Hard Disk
5.4.5 Upon Blasting with Compressed Air
5.4.6 For a Sick USB Drive or Memory Card
5.4.7 For Computer Repair Personnel
5.4.8 For a Sick New Computer
5.4.9 For the Health of a Hard Disk
5.4.10 For Thanksgiving of Disk Restoration
5.4.11 For Protection of a Computer
5.4.12 For the Aged Computer
5.5 Ministration at Death and for Recycling
5.5.1 For a Computer Near Death
5.5.2 For a Deceased Device
5.5.3 Prayer of Commendation
5.5.4 For Reception of Deceased Device at Recycling Center
5.5.5 For the Recycling of an Older Computer
5.5.6 For the Owners of a Deceased Computer
6.0 Various & Sundry General Prayers & Thanksgivings
6.1 On the Day’s First Access to the Internet
6.2 Upon the Dedication of a UPS
6.3 For the Installation of Software
6.4 During a Power Outage
6.5 System Administrator’s Prayer for Wellbeing
6.6 For Victims of Gaming Addiction
6.7 For Tech Devices Traveling
6.8 For Tech Devices We Love
6.9 For a Tech Convention or Meeting
6.10 For a Birthday of a Smartphone
6.11 For a Birthday of a Tech Device
6.12 For the Absent, Lost, or Stolen
6.13 For Guidance in Posting to Social Media Sites
6.14 For Guidance in Posting to Blogs
6.15 For Quiet Confidence
6.16 For Relief from Anxiety
6.17 For Ergonomic Protection
6.18 For Increased Diversity of Phone Calling Plans
6.19 For All Computers
6.20 For Peace and Blessing
6.21 For All Sorts and Conditions of Devices and Connections